- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

9/11 my birthday

One, two, three, four and five

I wrote a funny joke.

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