- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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