What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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