Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops