- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??