- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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