- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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