- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

White NBA players.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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