- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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