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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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