What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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