i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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