Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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