Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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woman's rights

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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