Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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