- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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