What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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