what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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