knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Anti Joke

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