- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why? Why not?

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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