- Anti Joke

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

woman's lacrosse

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.