- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

42 Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

woman's lacrosse

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay