Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Penis

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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=3

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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