- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Granny porn!

a black man did not eat chicken.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen

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