why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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