- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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