- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

I C U P White stuff

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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