- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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