- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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