- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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