- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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