- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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