- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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