- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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