Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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your face

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Balls

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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