- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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