- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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