- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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