- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's 9+10? 19

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

God is real.

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