- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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