- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Women's Rights.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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