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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's 2+2? Fish

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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