What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Golf.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Once upon a time a was born

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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