- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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