- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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