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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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