- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A baby seal walks into a club.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A russian gives away vodka.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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