Three baby seals walk into a club...

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PENIS

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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A whole 'nother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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