if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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