There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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