- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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