- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

An man walks to a bra

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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