Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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mikey is cute

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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