- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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