- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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