- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

sky silverstein

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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