- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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