Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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