- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

H o m o comes out as homo

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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