Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Dakota Fanning

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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