- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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