so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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