– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

no

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

1+1=2

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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