When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Knock Knock No solicitors

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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