Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, yup.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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