How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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