How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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