- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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