What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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