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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Kevin and Ramin

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

I am a mime

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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