- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A van drives into a car.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Please don't shoot me

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

So a baby seal walks into a club...

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Waffles ate my grandma

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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