- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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