why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Justin's life

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Anti Joke

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