- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

roses are red poo is poo

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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