- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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