- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

I'm so punny.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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