A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Immigration Laws

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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