- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Nobody cares maddie!

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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