- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Your mom is so old she died

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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