why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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