- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Okay.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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