There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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