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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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