- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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