what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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