- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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