Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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yolo your orange looks orange

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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