A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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