A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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The Big Band Theory

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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