Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

hi mom

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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