- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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