I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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