- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

* anti-punchline

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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