- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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