Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Women's rights.

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