- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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