- Anti Joke

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

womans having rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.