- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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