- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Women's rights.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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