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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

jd and zach loves vigina

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Your sex life.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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