- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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