Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

"Knock knock" Come in!

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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