- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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