Alchohol.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Eric is gay Ha

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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black chicken. kfc

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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