- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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