- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

hi charles lattuca III

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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