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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

"...."-Hellen Keller

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