What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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