- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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