- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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