- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

homosexual rights to marriage

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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